It made me laugh when I was sixteen, but I didn’t think about it again until Sarah told me she had met someone else. I wanted to splutter. I don’t mean that Sarah was she wasn’t, by any means, and anyway, this other guy must have fancied her. I just mean that her meeting someone else was contrary to the whole spirit of our arrangement. All we really had in common our shared admiration of Merry Christmas The Middle Finger Digitus Impudicus Christmas Sweatshirt did not, if truth be told, last us much beyond the first few months was that we had been dumped by people and that on the whole, we were against dumping we were fervent.