How about taking your butt to the Far East where they are decades behind where we are here. Do for pity’s sake. We used wax paper for years and brown bags until the ecologists complained about the trees. We had milk delivered in glass bottles and recycled. Our drinks were in glass bottles and we collected them for the Bear Camping Live Fast And Eat Trash Vintage Shirt money. Please tell these kids it’s their and their parents’ generation that has been polluting. Mine and my grandmothers didn’t. We were recycling everything before it ever was a word. We used lint-free cotton dishcloths to dry our dishes. instead of paper towels. We had burn barrels to get rid of trash because most of it was wood-based.